I Can Officially Operate Heavy Machinery

Name: Alina

Age: 16

98% chance that I'm going to be a ball girl at the US Open. Pretty cool

Yes I can now operate heavy machinery.

3rd grade

friend:

*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"

me:

what

friend:

OH MAN

OH

OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST

I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME

SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.

JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

me witnessing the birth of my child:

nice

me:

*buys merch intended for males because all the female merch is ugly as hell*

(Source: ribly, via gnarly)

(Source: realitytvgifs, via joshpeck)

funoftheday:

a majestic, stealthy, cold blooded killer

funoftheday:

a majestic, stealthy, cold blooded killer

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

(via guy)

Various Articles on Relationships

lifejoy21:

23 Psychological Facts About Attraction

24 Tips on Moving On After a Breakup

24 Subtle Ways To Let Someone Know That You Like Them

24 Things That He Finds Attractive

24 Things That She Finds Attractive

8 Advantages of Being Single

8 Tips for Long Distance Relationships 

24 Signs She’s a Keeper 

24 Signs He’s a Keeper

24 Signs That Maybe You are in Love

image

(Source: relationshipadvice23, via psych-facts)

twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

(Source: gifsboom, via sniffing)

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via fake-mermaid)

(via gnarly)

awwww-cute:

This has to be one of the cutest things ever

awwww-cute:

This has to be one of the cutest things ever

(via joshpeck)