I Can Officially Operate Heavy Machinery

Name: Alina

Age: 16

98% chance that I'm going to be a ball girl at the US Open. Pretty cool

Yes I can now operate heavy machinery.

sam & dean being arrested

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

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souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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relahvant:

relahvant:

i have lost my pants

someone help me find my pants

they have disappeared

poof

gone

pants where are you

i hope they’re okay

throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions

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cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

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