*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
me witnessing the birth of my child:
*buys merch intended for males because all the female merch is ugly as hell*
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid