I Can Officially Operate Heavy Machinery

Name: Alina

Age: 16

98% chance that I'm going to be a ball girl at the US Open. Pretty cool

Yes I can now operate heavy machinery.

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

barashat:

tips for people who get butthurt when they get pushed at a concert

  • stay home 

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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via clairwoyant)

reuniite:

 

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

(via gnarly)

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”

—   

Elbert Hubbard

Everything you love is here

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zackisontumblr:

damnit meredith

zackisontumblr:

damnit meredith

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graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

(via trust)

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

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suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

(via sorry)

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via gnarly)